I’ve been trying really hard not to post about The Bachelorette, but I just can’t take it anymore. All of you closet watchers out there know exactly where this is going…
In a word, Wes.
What is Jillian thinking!?
Not only is he kind of gross looking (hello eyebrows), but he’s totally a wannabe pre-Faith-Hill-bad-boy Tim McGraw.
He is no Tim, and Jillian is no Faith.
Seriously. Jake, who is so straight-edged that it annoys her takes the chance of looking like a total dork, spills the beans about Wes’ girlfriend, and she still goes to meet the fam. All Wes had to do was give her a little half smile and a line of crap, and she’s hooked again. Bait, line, and sinker.
I was kind of nauseated by her puppy dog eyes, as he assured her that Laurel is not his girlfriend, just a girl friend. Somebody tell me she isn’t that gullible.
I still have a sliver of hope that she’ll come out next week and cut his wannabe-country-music-star butt loose, but if she acts all sad when she does it, it’ll be a little on the pathetic side.
One last thing. If I have to hear him sing “they say love, it don’t come eaassay” to Jillian one more time, I’ll just…Well, I guess I won’t actually do anything. It’s only a show, after all. But you just can’t go around playing off the title of a Diana Ross song like that. It’s just wrong.